How to attract new forum posters

[DA FORUM GODAdmin]

Hello loyal servants. As the creative owner and proprietary visionary brain maker of Boner Palace Supreme, I rarely if ever need help or advice from my less intellectually endowed subjects (i.e. you). Recently, however, it has come to my attention that there are only three (3) posters besides myself on this most illustrious website.

This is unacceptable. I require suggestions and advice on how to attract fresh thoughts and ideas to our forum, lest it wilt and die like a poorly tended zucchini.

I've come up with a few ideas and would appreciate your feedback, as I believe my superior intelligence may have rendered me embarrassing incapable of objectivity:

1. We get Banksy involved
2. Billboards?
3. Hire a woman with a big rack to talk about BPS online
4. TD Bank Presents: Boner Palace Supreme
5. Merch store stocked with the official drink of BPS
6. Little Debbie Sponsorship Campaign
7. Prayer

[dappergamelord]

still thinnk the billboards thing was pretty good

[Rionel_Lichie]

Have you considered asking Mr. Ligma? (I THINK THE BIG RACK WILL WORK)

[DA FORUM GODAdmin]

Ligma balls

[Rionel_Lichie]

What if we did a carwash

[frankiepeanut]

is the forum open invite?

[DA FORUM GODAdmin]

The forum is my secret garden for me and my friends but yeah you can invite whoever you want

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